Jeeah. Germany. 19 years.
Football and other things.
Herzenssache.

"There will be so many people in your life that will have different opinions, different ways of winning, different ways of making a grilled cheese, or different ways of getting to and from the grocery store, it doesn’t mean that one way is right or wrong, all it means is that you should consider their way. You might not ever use it, or understand it, but as soon as you consider it, then you have shown that you have an open mind. It shows that you’re not stuck in your own personal ways and habits. It shows that you are willing to grow and be bigger than the “I’m always right” attitude that so many of us have."


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kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

1 month ago + 800,023 notes

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

1 month ago + 386,578 notes

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

(Source: beeishappy)

Cristiano’s an asshole, but Messi’s humble?

rightside11:

Cristiano Ronaldo is an asshole, but Messi is a humble god who never does anything wrong.

I mean, Messi never dives.

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never ever

and remember when this asshole Cristiano Ronaldo intentionally kicked the ball into the fans and then laughed about it??? No?

Oh, right. That was Messi.

But, okay, okay, remember when this Cristiano fucker had an all star game in America and got a bunch of people to buy tickets & then just cancelled it???

or when he had a meet & greet that cost $2,500 that he didn’t show up to?

and remember when he destroyed and crushed all the hope’s and dreams of a little kid?

ugh, wait, that was all Messi, too. Ugh, sorry guys, I need coffee or something, I’m not thinking straight.

But okay, good things! Messi did have that pitch invader that he hugged!

And when he was in trouble, Messi personally got him off the hook!

AND TO TOP IT OFF HE PAID FOR HIS COLLEGE TUITION

oh… that was that arrogant asshole Cristiano Ronaldo?…. awkward…

Well, at least Messi has played in the Premier League, one of the toughest leagues statistically to score in & gotten a whopping 40 goals in one season—oh, that’s also Cristiano? Messi has only played in his one environment?  Oh, and has never been able to manage a goal against an English team in their home soil????

Oh, but NOW he has?!?!!? Was it a magisterial goal of brilliant passing and one touch— oh, it was a penalty? that’s cool.

Well, whatever, Cristiano hasn’t even scored in the last three FIFA tournaments annnnnd let me guess that’s actually our brilliant Messi I mean, isn’t it? Sigh. Proof & shit. Annoying.

Don’t wanna read all that? Then just read this bit. Oh, it’s short, don’t complain.

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"Messi is the finishing cog in the Barcelona attacking machine while Ronaldo is a rugged individual football hero who thrives wherever he plays or whoever he plays for.” lol this guy & facts.

okay, OKAAAAY, but how about that time Messi put his country on his back and put them in the fucking world cup!?!??!?!

GODDAMMIT THAT WAS CRISTIANO TOO AGHSFGJGADF >:(

Okay, buuuut…

Cristiano is good looking and doesn’t think he sucks, so he’s absolutely the worst, ew self esteem, all hail Messi, best in the world bYE.

Cristiano is superficial

and is selfish

and made little golden boots replicas out of crystal for his team mates since they helped him have so many goals.

That arrogant jerk.

you gave me a forever within the  n u m b e r e d   d a y s ,
and for that i am… i’m eternally  g r a t e f u l .

(Source: laurelscastillos)

1 month ago + 9,507 notes

arab-babe:

if ur scared ur gonna die from a Muslim extremist attack in Australia I don’t even care who u are grow the fuck up n learn to critically analyse politicians and their huge bullshit there is literally no reason to raise the terror level except islamaphobia get the fuck out of my face

1 month ago + 2,993 notes

rollingbug:

UEFA women’s football player of the year Nadine Keßler

rollingbug:

FIFA U-20 Women’s World Champion 2014

Germany’s U20 women team celebrate after winning the FIFA U-20 Women’s World Cup in Canada, Montreal. [24.08.2014]